Monday, April 2, 2012

Insomnia Update

I have gotten maybe eight hours of sleep over the past five nights. This is crazy, and I feel groggy and flu like. Tonight I will attempt to induce a drug infused coma. If you don't hear from me again, it is likely due to an overdose. Please call the paramedics and ask that they send men wearing wife beaters. I made this same request for my recent move when hiring a moving company, but they thought I was joking. I am not joking. I like men in wife beaters and if I have to be made to vomit (or die) then I at least want something comfortable to lean on and sexy to look at.  

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